How to tell if you are an 'Insecure Female'...

How to tell if you are an 'Insecure Female'...
*You are constantly eyeing other women with a comparing eye. You and Mr Jealousy are bosom buddies

*You don’t let anyone see you without your ‘face’ on & you feel hurt when the builders you pass don’t whistle at you

*Being without a man is an unthinkable option

*You are clingier than Lil Kim’s / (recent update=) Nicki Minaj's cat suits when you’re with the man

*You are with a man that treats you like stale toe crust. You compromise your self-respect to keep said wastegarbage-man

*You enjoy knowing people who have less going on than you/ are less attractive/ less talented/ people who have ‘issues’ (they make you feel better about you and your life)

*Other people’s opinions and feelings about you affect your own. Deeply.

*You use unsubtle sexuality, humour, attitude or aloofness to keep people from getting close and knowing the real you (to be fair, geezers do this too)

We are all a little bit ‘insecuurr’ in one way or another, but if you suffer from several of these symptoms –you should have a word with yourself.

I’m gone like Dom Pérignon.
Peace. xx



Proverbs 31:18 (The virtuous woman)…Girdeth her loins with strength…perceiveth that her merchandise is good.